My review of Prometheus

For me, Prometheus will always be that movie in which two gibbering idiots (somehow invited along on a trillion-dollar expedition), who only minutes before had established that they were pulse-poundingly terrified at the thought of encountering any hint of alien life, meet up with some space cobras and then TRY TO PLAY WITH THEM. The end.

UPDATE 6/25/12:

Ok, here we go: